This session took off from The Heist, with The Bloodfists at a gas station just after breaking out of the military base.
As Karnakk orders Miro to deliver Mako his promised 10% of the goods, Manny enters the store and buys Ass Ravagers 1-15 on video cassette, and steals chocolate as a warmup for his upcoming fight.
He then joins Miro as he travels to Los Imulus to compete in an underground fight league he signed up for.
Twitch assaults Manny with a frying pan, as he expected a member of the Greenbloods and gets knocked out and thrown headfirst into the trailer as a result. In the meantime, Miro successfully tricks Mako into believing the rest of the weapons will arrive shortly, but in reality the four other trucks are moving in the other direction with no intention of coming back.
Manny fights the worst fight of the year, but obtains the knockout of the night award as he obliterates Skallebank’s liver. His record is now 58-73 (57 KOs).
Miro shows up at the fight, wearing a tuxedo for the first time, Tatu is at the event, but does not spot his nemesis.
Nia saw trough a bluff for the first time in her life, as Karnakk attempted an obvious lie about where his medical equipment came from.
While completing a drug deal Miro spots a mysterious person from The Assassins Guild and gives chase, resulting in weapons being drawn and before executing the assassin, got information that Alto, the leader of The Assassins Guild had issued a hit on Karnakk. Miro was then abducted by men, presumably from The Assassins Guild.
Manny interrogated a drug dealer to find out where he would be able to get quality steroids, which may or may not have led to a dislocated or fractured jaw. He then got through a drug trade, with two weeks supply of steroids to the measly sum of £1000 and four bullets to the shoulder.
After barely convincing Nia he hadn’t stolen the drugs, he pointed her to Robert Porkstocks and his “lab”, to attempt making a more potent health draught. At which point, Robert gave her some sausages, with some “extra juice”…
Then all hell broke lose, as the police descended on the rest of the party in force.
ten police cars gave chase to the overloaded trailers, attempting to run them off the road, and in one case creating a barrier for Gamle Grimgor using their car. Facepalm…
After which a VTOL aircraft descended from the skies, shooting grappling hooks through two of the cars, including the engine of Gamle Grimgor forcing them to a stop.
As the VTOL lands and the police takes defensive positions, the guys rummage through their stash for the biggest, baddest and most devastating weapons they could muster. At which point Karnakk acquired the BFG, or a flack cannon to anyone else, and a high powered grappling hook. Vincent acquired a M82 50.cal sniper rifle, and Clayton found explosive shotgun slugs.
As shit hit the fan Bob Awesomecop exited the VTOL holding a grenade launcher, and bringing a platoon of special forces (O3CT).
In the massive gunfight, the T-Unit went down after a heroic effort, 7pac fought of seven of the O3CT using only a grinder, before being gunned down.
Vincent was brought down by a hornets-nest grenade after gunning down several enemies.
Karnakk, hallucinating, from the health recovery draft provided by Nia, thought the VTOL to be a dragon intent on eating him and his car, not a good idea for the dragon; As he gunned it down with his Karnakk took out several O3CT officers and landed a direct hit on Bob Awesomecop.
Clayton was killing off police officers left and right, his exploding slugs making the job a tad bit easier for him. Notable event: Killing a police officer with an intimidate check, after splatting his friend, giving him the nickname: “Deathtounge.”
After misfiring his BFG, Karnakk threw away the shell before it explodes, creating a big hole in Gamle Grimgor, and looks up at Bob Awesomecop who has a chain machete and is inviting Karnakk to a duel.
Karnakk then fires his hookshot, but Bob Awesomecop grabs a hold of the hook and pulls Karnakk towards him.
Picture the scene; With setting sun in the background of this desert highway, a wrecked VTOL on the right, a burning Grimgor on the left, Karnakk in mid-air as he makes a leap towards the gigantic Bob, with his burning Chainsaw. Bob at the ready with his chain machete. All this in silhouette.
The earth shook.
In a split second.
A scream of pain.
An arm missing.
A burning chainsword lodged in an abdomen.
The fight is over…
Or is it?
Karnakk is left standing, leaves the throttle on as he sheathes his sword in Bob‘s vast stomach, and beats Bob with Karnakk’s amputated left arm in anger.
He walks back to Grimgor when three policemen attempt to apprehend him; he effortlessly knocks one out with his elbow, and takes two shots to the back, and finally falls to his knees coldly uttering his last words as he stares into the police officer’s soul… “I will be back”
Clayton finishes off the final police officers, goes to check on his comrades, and finds no pulse on Karnakk. As he turns around to were Bob Awesomecop was laying only a moment before, only the sword is left. He then escapes the scene in a police officer’s bloody clothes, a police car and a lone tear in the corner of his eye driving off into the sunset…